Being as shovels are often marketed to "men" and in a much more masculine tone,
my guess would be...The salad spinner
Your Communist Manifesto will be in the mail shortly, as I've decided to award the slightly burned santa candle to...
Patrick, who gets runner-up honors for the best answer:
This is a trick question. The answer is b and d, because it's a Ronco
Combination Vibrator and Salad Spinner.
If only there were such a thing. Lesbians (and other sex-positive individuals who like clean salad) would shed tears of joy. Or something.
Still no lesbian radio text. I'm such a frickin' slacker.