Monday, June 11, 2007

If Only They'd Drop it On Texas

In honor of Southern Maine Pride week here, it's just going to be all gay all the time here. As if I weren't anyway.

In that spirit, I found this entertaining article:
The Berkeley-based Sunshine Foundation says it's unearthed Pentagon plans to build a hormone bomb that would turn all those hit by it gay. Uncovered through a Freedom of Information Act request, the plans, dated 1994, indicated that the Air Force's Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio, had asked for $7.5 million to develop the bomb. The proposal said, "One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior."
(directly from eyeteeth)

Oh, horror.

(I secretly wish they'd just go ahead and test it, because I'm running out of dating options here.)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hey hun great to see you the other day, You're one of my faves, cause you keep it real, I hope PRIDE is fun for you!:) Maybe you'll meet someone? I know you'll find someone great, I do believe in God and I think God just wants us to be happy and help his other kidz, and you do that, you've always been pretty darn selfless, from what I can remember, and there's someone out there for ya! All this crap is just preparing us for the good stuff ya know. All these exsperiences we have(good or bad) are gonna be helpful to us and most likely bennefit others too! When we can share our ups and downs with our friends and try and be helpfull,we're really living! Again great to see you,this is a direct quote from my mom "She really gets more beautiful as she gets older",ya she was talking about you pal!:) Sorry if I bored you with my AA and God mumbo jumbo, it's working for me though ya know! Love ya!-Nikki-


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