If You Don't Vote, You Can't Complain

My schoolchum Patrick is running a heavy metal noir flash fiction contest over at his site.

The stories are sweet (is there anything sweeter than heavy metal and crime in two thousand words or less? besides rock blocking, I mean) and Patrick kicks ass, so head on over there and vote. You probably won't be sorry, and if you are, you can just eat some chocolate and you'll feel better. Or else you can get internet in your house like I just did and never worry about ever talking to real people in person again.

Either way. Pretty good.