Too Much Free Time

I love formulas.  This one tells me:

 

As of 5/3/2006 8:59:05 AM EDT
You are 29 years old.
You are 353 months old.
You are 1,532 weeks old.
You are 10,724 days old.
You are 257,384 hours old.
You are 15,443,099 minutes old.
You are 926,585,945 seconds old.
 

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 4.1972602739726 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)

There are 233 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 30 candles.

Those 30 candles produce 30 BTUs,
or 7,560 calories of heat (that's only 7.5600 food Calories!) .
You can boil 3.43 US ounces of water with that many candles.