In Waterville, on Saturday:
2:07 p.m., three juveniles reportedly set a fire in Couture Field. Fire fighters quickly extinguished the flames before any damage was done. The juveniles told police they were trying to dispose of old gasoline.(Why, back when I was a kid, we called that a normal Saturday afternoon.)
10:30 a.m., employees at Hannaford Supermarket told police a van suspiciously parks in front of the store between the hours of 4 a.m. and 5 a.m. every day.(Good lord! Parking? In a parking lot?! It's a good thing they called the police!!!)
10:16 p.m., police checked on a vehicle parked in front of the Pine Grove Cemetery on Grove Street. The car’s passengers told police they were photographing the cemetery to see if they could document paranormal activity on the film when it is developed.
I couldn't make this shit up. And I'll take it any day over the usual run of domestic violence, drunk driving, and petty theft that usually make up the police log in rural Maine.