- My body continues to age EVERY SINGLE DAY. Evidence: I had to switch to half-decaf coffee, I bought callous cushions for my feet, and I am ready for bed (I actually literally just typed "dead" instead of "bed," which, well, there you go) at 9pm. Also, I might need a hearing aid, which proves that I should have listened to my mother when she told me to wear earplugs to all those heavy metal concerts.
- The Tween has been home sick for a couple of days with a sore throat and a fever. Because of this she missed dissecting a freeze-dried frog in science class. Since I had to buy the frog anyway, I wonder if we could dissect it at home? Now THERE'S some family fun time.
- I quit Facebook. I don't even miss it, except as a thing I used to do to kill time inbetween doing other things. Sort of like smoking. Here is my reasoning, only tangentially related to Mark Zuckerberg's desire to help us all unintentionally spill our grossest secrets: I just got tired of it. I started to feel weird about the passive sort of friendship that FB encourages. The people who are my actual friends are pretty much up to date on what's going on in my life, and constant status updates were ruining any conversational opportunities I might have with acquaintances... plus sucking my creative energy away from other, more literary, pursuits. Case in point, here I am writing here.*
- I bought a coffeemaker. It has a timer that lets me set it to make me coffee BEFORE I WAKE UP in the morning. So exciting! Next I'm thinking about one of these newfangled "Refrigerators" to replace my old icebox.
- The Princess brought me up to visit her family upcoast. I had met Mom and Sister over the winter, but Dad and Grandparents remained a mystery. I wanted to check out the childhood haunts and see the settings for all the stories. I did. It was lovely; I got got sunburned and fly-bitten and disappointed by the changes to Perry's Nut House, and also got fed barbecue chicken and strawberries, and I think we're going to go back next month.
Ok, and we're done. Safe areas of conversation fully explored.
*Yes, the blog is literary because I said so, and just for the record your passive consumption of my thoughts is totally fine.