Sunday, March 30, 2008

Warning, Please

There should be a warning or disclaimer or something on articles like this (via slog), so that anxiety-riddled people like myself can avoid them. Of course, once you read the headline you kind of have to go ahead and read the whole article. And then spend the next five minutes imagining what it feels like to get eaten by a black hole. And picturing the general worldwide panic that would happen first. And then thinking that maybe the most important thing that could happen at a time like that is to have your daughter close to you. And then wishing you had some xanax. And then settling for some bourbon instead.

Happy Sunday.

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