I Found It!

My new career! Drum roll please... Rent-An-Urban-Gardener for lazy Locavores:

Eating locally raised food is a growing trend. But who has time to get to the farmer’s market, let alone plant a garden?

That is where Trevor Paque comes in. For a fee, Mr. Paque, who lives in San Francisco, will build an organic garden in your backyard, weed it weekly and even harvest the bounty, gently placing a box of vegetables on the back porch when he leaves.

via cheap like me

I think I'm now taking reservations for the growing season of 2009.