Monday, April 11, 2016

Types of Sleep, Ranked

19. Drank-too-much dizzy sleep
18. New-house-noise sleep
17. I-have-to-be-up-in-four-hours sleep
16. Short parking lot nap (night or day)
15. Blanket-too-small sleep
14. Twisty-sheets sleep
13. Leg-cramps sleep
12. The-couch-is-too-short sleep
11. Sweaty noontime nap
10. Vivid-dreams sleep
9. In-front-of-a-movie sleep (unplanned)
8. In-front-of-a-movie sleep (planned)
7. Waking-up-before-the-alarm-and-going-back-to-sleep
6. Spooning sleep
5. Meds-kicking-in sleep
4. Chilly-room-and-warm-blankets sleep
3. Post-physical-labor sleep
2. Fell-asleep-reading sleep

1. Didn’t-know-I-was-asleep-until-I-woke-up sleep

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